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A Little Court Room Humor #2




Here's some more humor for your day. Another round of quotes from actual courtroom testimonies:

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at that time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Thought for the day: The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said. - Peter F. Drucker

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